Some of my favourite Mr. Burns quotes:
"If only we'd listened to that boy...instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven"
"Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun..."
"Ah, yes, Simpson. I'll have my lunch now. A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast...and a dodo egg."
"But I think the dodo went ex-"
"Get going! And answer those phones, install a computer system, and rotate my office so the window faces the hills!"