"But what can I do? I'm only," counts the fingers on one hand, "one man."
Dressed as a vamprie for I guess for a Halloween episode, "Hey, kids! Tonight I'm going to SUCK!
Cue card guy flips over to the next card.
"... your blood."
"Nonsense, dogs are idiots. Think about it: what would you think if I came around scratching myself and sniffing at your crotch?"
"Hum ... if you did it, sir?"
COUNTLESS classic lines from "Who Shot Mr. Burns?"
Stands up, shouting after having an argument with a fellow teacher, "Oh come on, Edna -- you and I both
know these children have no future!!!
Collective worried gasps from all the children in the caferteria, some dropping utensils.
"Ah ... prove me wrong, children. Prooove meee wrooon..."
"Please do not offer my god a peanut."
Mr. Burns, offering Lisa a cellphone after they caught what he was doing with the dogs.
"Here's a phone -- call someone who cares."
Lisa dialls 911.
"Buh, give me that!"
"Ah, dad -- that's his crotch."
"No TV and no beer make Homer something something..."
Smithers turns his computer on and a pixelated Mr. Burns appears and speaks, while Lisa stands by:
"Hello, Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on."
"Um ... you should probably ignore that."
Homer, running after his Bart and Lisa at a company pick nick, screaming:
"BE NORMAL! BE NORMAL!"
Homer stands up and the music builds
"Kids, leave the room..."
They scurry away.
Sucks in a deep breath, "FU--"
Birds fly away and so forth. Flanders peeps his head out a hosue window
"Dear lord -- that was the loudest profanity I've ever heard!"
"Look at me -- I'm Davey Crockett!"