Picard: "What the blazes is this???"
Troi: "It's called bukkake, sir. We thought you'd like it."
Troi: "Well, yeah. See? There's Will, and there's Worf. This penis over here at the very edge of the screen belongs to....
hmmm... Mr. Barclay I think. And over there is Geordi and Chief O'Brien. Oh, and over here is the senior security staff from Starbase 5.
Picard: "Oh dear God...."