Worf: "YOU are an EMBARRASSMENT to me."
Sergey: "Vie? Becuss I haff a Bride off Frankenstein beard?"
Worf: "No. Because you arranged my hair like scottydog's
Picard: "But how can this be?"
Troi: "Oh it be. Somehow, in some way, flat screen monitors were better in the early 21st century than they are today."