Worf: "I do NOT need you to cut my meat ANY LONGER."
Helena Rozhenko: "Oh Worf. You are breaking your mother's heart!"
Worf: "In that case... you may continue to change my diaper."
Troi: "So you'll do something about this?"
Picard: "Indeed I will. Picard to Wesley Crusher. Please find a better
place to hide the video camera in Counselor Troi's quarters."