When the Times Disgrace
was taking suggestions, I put my thinking cap on and came up with "Burgesses." As in the House of Burgesses, Virginia's original legislature. I thought it had a nice ring to it, it sounded local (even though the HoB was based in Williamsburg).
I don't know what moron they let pick the five finalists. They all
sucked dogs' balls.
I didn't know there were
flying squirrels in central Virginia.