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Old October 19 2009, 10:41 PM   #87
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Re: Anybody else sick of Vampires?

melancholymecha wrote: View Post
how do guys feel about female vampires? are guys drawn to them in the same way that women are drawn to male vampires? or are they more like another variation of the "alien babe".
I feel about as hostile toward female vampires to males. Their only saving grace is that they're not after THE WOMEN!

Pretty much the same as any alien babe - she may look hot, but that's not nearly enough. I don't want an ovapositor rammed down my throat and eggs lain in my chest, and I don't want to be drained of blood and killed or bitten and transformed into that which I loathe. Plenty of girls in high school were hot, too, but underneath they were still complete and utter succubi - nothing but pieces of shit in pretty wrappers.
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