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Old October 10 2009, 11:09 AM   #14
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Re: Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

Should we start making our own?

COLLATERAL: White business man from out-of-town killed on subway by black man.

ENEMY OF THE STATE: Black guy is kept down by the man.

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER: Big breasts cause fisherman to go psycho.

RUSH HOUR: Racists tolerated in the workplace because they're not white.

TITANIC: Rich British brat refuses to share flotation device with poor American guy, lets him drown instead.

TWISTER: Self-absorbed ex-couple fall back in love with each other while those less fortunate around them lose everything and suffer greatly.

UNDERWORLD: Vampires would rather run around pretending like they're inside The Matrix than do actual vampire stuff.

THE USUAL SUSPECTS: Criminal escapes by lying to cops.
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