Re: Uncomfortable Plot Summaries
A few of my other favorites:
TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
TORCHWOOD: Bisexual is inefficient manager.
WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.
RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the terrorists behind 9/11.
MILK: Uppity queer dies.
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
Kegg: "You're a Trekkie. The capacity to quibble over the minutiae of space opera films is your birthright."