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Old October 10 2009, 04:18 AM   #3
Temis the Vorta
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Re: Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

FIREFLY: In an analogue of the post-Civil War west, a white man on the losing side bosses around a black woman.

And Mal & Zoe were among my favorite character pairs....

No Star Wars prequels? They are the most sitting of sitting ducks!

The Phantom Menace:
Unsupervised tot wreaks havok.

Attack of the Clones: Attempting to impress hot chick, horny adolescent recites horrendous dialogue and undermines democracy.

Revenge of the Sith:
Still horny, aforementioned adolescent destroys democracy, fights mentor, gets legs burned off, and errr destroys fond memories of millions of childhoods.

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