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ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
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LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
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FIREFLY: In an analogue of the post-Civil War west, a white man on the losing side bosses around a black woman.
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OOOUCH!
And Mal & Zoe were among my favorite character pairs....
No Star Wars prequels? They are the most sitting of sitting ducks!
The Phantom Menace: Unsupervised tot wreaks havok.
Attack of the Clones: Attempting to impress hot chick, horny adolescent recites horrendous dialogue and undermines democracy.
Revenge of the Sith: Still horny, aforementioned adolescent destroys democracy, fights mentor, gets legs burned off, and errr destroys fond memories of millions of childhoods.