ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
FIREFLY: In an analogue of the post-Civil War west, a white man on the losing side bosses around a black woman.
And Mal & Zoe were among my favorite character pairs....
No Star Wars prequels? They are the most sitting of sitting ducks!
The Phantom Menace:
Unsupervised tot wreaks havok.
Attack of the Clones:
Attempting to impress hot chick, horny adolescent recites horrendous dialogue and undermines democracy.
Revenge of the Sith:
Still horny, aforementioned adolescent destroys democracy, fights mentor, gets legs burned off, and errr destroys fond memories of millions of childhoods.