I love it tsq! The Mighty Minnie Mouse and your new "sailor" idea are fabulous.
I'm thinking the gay sailor would be a cheap costume too. I'll get some second-hand denim swabbies from a thrift shop and a really tight white tee. I've got some red suspenders and the sailor cap. I can draw on some anchor and battleship tatts and chest hair, and then slick my hair back and get a big, bushy moustache. I'm not sure the best way to go about binding the bust, though -- maybe a sports bra that's a few sizes too small?
This is from the year before as Jekyll and Hyde.
this costume! The details are amazing, the hair, the ascot...