^ That is not my real hair.
It is a shoulder length brown wig pulled back into a pony tail with my own hair worked into the front to make it look natural. In actuality I am a red blond and I keep it short. I did wear it long like that a decade ago though. And I am hoping you mean Mark Fidrych when he was young. He looks rather rough these days.
that is so darn cute! I would make a crude udder joke but I will be a gentleman and keep it to myself.