My sister-in-law once roasted a Thanksgiving turkey with the neck and giblets package still inside.
Made for an ... interesting
aroma and presentation.
I thought of something. My little sister used to make Lazy Grilled Cheese Sandwiches. She'd toast bread in the toaster, and then throw a slice of cheese in the middle and microwave it.
Young lady, in this house we will have croque-monsieur and we will use fucking gruyere
, damn it!