I took a package of yellow Tuna Helper and white Tuna Helper and mixed them... and I used chunk tuna in oil not flake in water. Also I didn't drain the water and I added the milk at the very end to make the boiling stop...
In short I violated every Cooking Rule that there is apparently. The Wife... she yells. And screams. And scolds.
...yet she's on her third bowl full.
Any other "cooking abomination " stories out there?