^Sector Seven: Also, Riker would have gotten jealous. And now I'm having horrible flashbacks to that fic...
No. Effing. Way.
Are you saying there's Riker/Wesley fic out there? Or Riker/Picard? Either way:
(But especially Riker/Wesley, that's just all kinds of wrong.)
There aren't enough WTF smilies in the world for either of those pairings. Pass the brain bleach, please ....