Since the advertisement says "and the captain always gets the girl" you could count how many he gets, and how many Trip gets. Then see if they need to chagne the commercial.
Things that I wish I had counted (and I am a fan)...
How many times I said "he can't be that stupid!" when Archer did something, well, stupid.
Number of times Trip pronounced "captain" correctly.
How many outfits T'Pol manages to take on the mission. I don't remember seeing a closet. Only a couple of little drawers.