Pong. Now there's a plan. It might even work!
Though somehow a video game sounds more like a Q Junior thing to me than an original Q thing. (They're both technically DeLancie Q -- John's son Keegan played the teenaged Q on VOY.)
Seriously, as Gibraltar noted, both Icheb and Maren are tragic victims of the "geniuses sometimes lack emotional intelligence" phenomenon. Of course, there's a whole other layer to their separation that explains some of why they're so angsty, but it hasn't been explored too much yet.
The question of why there are little bits of Borg floating all over the far side of the AQ is going to be answered at some point, I promise.