No one else needed a steel face to be enslaved.
This only proved that, at the end of the day, Cobra Commander has a hila-arious sense of humour.
So much to hate, so few characters in the English alphabet.
I was waiting the whole movie for Scarlet to mention to Ripcord that she's into snakeeyes, and that he should back the hell off.
At least Rachel looks like she's eaten something since her days on Alias, I could never take some one that thin seriously as a thug.
Why was this flick called the Rise of Cobra?
It didn't rise.
It tripped over it's own feet straight out of the starting blocks into huge and embarrassing Hindenberigian clusterfuck.
This movie should have been called the Miss Start of Cobra, and the sequel should one day be called the Mulligan of Cobra.
The Baroness was always sexy because she was evil, not despite that she was evil.
What a perfectly god waste of evil.