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Old August 1 2009, 01:23 PM   #37
darkwing_duck1
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Re: Superman and Batman to join forces with Islamic superheroes

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Misfit Toy wrote: View Post


Something to be said for that approach...and here -- I'll say it:

Personally, I'm looking forward to AC/DC Comics' The New Adventures of CaptainCarpetMuncher, The Human Flamer and AtheistAvenger. CaptainCarpetMuncher, AbortionGirl and LesbianLad struggle against the tyranny of KonservativeKreep -- whose appearance is a strange hybrid of Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh! Issue number one details their first mission as kontroversial krimestoppers and includes a special appearance by President Barack Hussein Obama when he sends them forth on their mission of hope and change. Rumour has it that if these are successful, AC/DC comics will introduce two new titles based on two new boundary-pushing characters -- The Purple Polygamist and BestialityBoy.

You know sales for these will be on fire!

Everybody who is anybody will want the latest issues issue to see them do battle with a rogues gallery of controversial arch villains -- Kristi Hannity (and her alter ego Sarah Palin), Morality Maiden, Ethics Man, Values Vixen and the Traditional Triad (a deadly trio whose heinous mission is the rigourous preservation of traditional American values wherever they may survive. Alter egos Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage struggle to evade the mainstream media forces and it's superhero leaders The Human Flamer and AtheistAvenger!)!

These are sure to keep online geeks embroiled in heated discussion all over the internet -- and beyond!
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