This reminds me of something related. Once upon a time I had software which replaced Windows sounds/sound effects with TNG Trek sound effects including famous lines from the series. I found a couple similar programs at http://www.WinCustomize.com
. Perhaps you may find yours there. If not, many members like to create programs upon request.
“When all Americans are treated as equal, no matter who they are or whom they love, we are all more free.” -Pres. Obama
"A great democracy does not make it harder to vote than to buy an assault weapon." -Pres. Clinton