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Old July 22 2009, 07:46 PM   #21
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Re: VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

(I fixed the last two posts.)

Voyager is traveling at warp,
through a deserted sector of
the beta quadrant's outer rim
on the way back to
Earth. All of a sudden
the Port Nacelle fell off
B'Elanna charged through the corridors
and she was really upset
because Janeway had taken her hyperspanner
to be refitted with new
blinking lights. Plasma conduits ruptured
by B'Elanna's pet dragon Smokey.
Red Alert klaxons blared through
the corridors, causing Neelix to
drop his leola soup on
Harry Kim's head, but no-one
could comprehend why Harry then
rubbed Neelix's face in it.
Neelix ran to the sickbay
where they began to fight
until the Doctor became annoyed
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MCCOY: You know, back home we got a saying, "If you're gonna ride in the Kentucky Derby, you don't leave your prize stallion in the stable."
SPOCK: A curious metaphor, Doctor, as a stallion must first be broken before it can reach its potential.
MCCOY: Green-blooded hobgoblin.
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