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Old July 22 2009, 05:56 PM   #20
belle paris
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Re: VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Voyager is traveling at warp,
through a deserted sector of
the beta quadrant's outer rim
on the way back to
Earth. All of a sudden
the Port Nacelle fell off
B'Elanna charged through the corridors
and she was really upset
because Janeway had taken her hyperspanner
to be refitted with new
blinking lights. Plasma conduits ruptured
by B'Elanna's pet dragon Smokey.
Red Alert klaxons blared through
the corridors, causing Neelix to
drop his leola soup on
Harry Kim's head, but no-one
could comprehend why Harry then
rubbed Neelix's face in it. They began to fight and
Now we'll always have Paris.
One more bad pun, Tom, and you're dead.
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