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Old July 8 2009, 10:17 PM   #19
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I think Jesus Christ and The Colonel have much in common.

Think about it, they both came up with brilliant recipes. The Colonel of course had a recipe to combine herbs and spices to create transcendent fried chicken. Jesus had a recipe for living an honest, peaceful, and good life.

Fundamentally both men were geniuses who used their genius to try to help man achieve his true potential. They were everything that was good about humanity.

But then Jesus dies and you get the Crusades and shit. The Colonel dies and they build an unholy piece of garbage terrible service KFC at the Clairemont Town Square and countless other places. Good job human race, you took such wonderful gifts, desecrated them, and vomited on the graves of men whose piss you aren't fit to drink.
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