Oh I had a can of chili that didn't have beans. Not a fan.
That reminds of me a funny story. I remember one time I was at a baseball game in Seattle and I got some nachos and they asked if I wanted any chili. So I said, "Of course, green" because I thought he had asked if I wanted chile not chili. The man was so very confused. Of course I was even more confused when I got chili on my nachos.