The first mission of the STXI crew:
Spock: Last week, Starfleet detected a number of unknown vessels in the vicinity of the black hole that destroyed the Narada. Since it was created on the Captain's watch..
Kirk: I wasn't the one who rammed a ship full of red matter into the Narada...
Spock: we have been assigned to investigate.
Kirk: Great.
Kirk: Don't say anything Spock. It's pretty obvious we have a situation here.
5 minutes later
Kirk: Oh come on! This cannot be happening to me... Bones, this is serious! Uhura, get Starfleet Command on the line and tell them that there are thousands of Enterprises out here.