USS Gambler NX/NCC-90001, an 11km monster I concocted for an RPG. It was intended to be a parody (hence the designation "Epic Fanboy Class Hyperdreadnought" but over time it's evolved into a serious storyline.
How over-the-top was it? Please tell me it had at least
3 spinally-mounted hyperphasers, or I'll be disappointed.