My parting gift to the Misc Mods, to keep them calm during the return of controversial topics (which is A Good Thing, BTW, IMO):
Gomme, lemon juice, Bombay Sapphire, soda water.
1:2:3:4, mix well.
Highball glass, plenty of ice, a slice, and a cherry.
(+ a dash of bitters for the really tough threads)
You'll thank me later.