I loved the film.
Even though I am the sort of fan who knew that Delta Vega was in the wrong place, it didn't spoil it for me.
What did occur to me in that moment was that there would be fans here complaining about DV being moved, and Archer being alive, and no Commodores, and the reference to a warp "core", and the Enterprise being built in Iowa, and no ship-specific insignia, and some who thought Robau's uniform was too Enterprise
like and some who thought it wasn't Cage
enough, and hell the Enterprise has grown and warp beaming and beaming from Saturn and what about the Temporal prime directive and surely we've never heard of red matter and
well, generally, The Onion
got it spot on, didn't they ?
There is a lesson in this film - it's time to get some swagger back.
After eight years or so, I'm off.