Oh wow I must bow before the almighty "J. Allen" who loves himself in a uniform and has 30,000 posts under his belt. Sorry my liege, I'll back off immediately!
Kissing my ring is good enough.
Look, I'm just trying to let you know that you're coming across as very overbearing and critical of other people's work, making rude comments to established members that have a great deal of experience in what they're doing here. When you're new, especially on a board this size, there are people who come and go here everyday with the sole intent to troll others, and they tend to have low post counts, so people tend to watch out very carefully who comes through, particularly people who have been around long enough to see thousands of small time trolls flame out and die on this board. I'm just offering a little advice that if you are a troll, stop. If you're not, then keep in mind that you are coming across, particularly here in this thread, as an instigator, someone who wants to start something and just pushes a tiny bit to get a reaction.
By the way, if you want some real fun, give TNZ a try. We're a loving bunch of humble, kind philanthropists, who like to give back to the community.