Re: Mr T is desperate for cash/sunk to a new low
^ This one's always been a favorite of mine:
"Maybe Mr. T's pretty handy with computers! Did that occur to you Mr. Condescending Director!? "
Oh, and this one even though it's not Mr. T.
"I'm Star Swirl the Bearded! Father of the amniomorphic spell?
Did you even read
that book I gave you about obscure unicorn history?" - Twilight Sparkle