Right now... :cough: terrorists :cough: :hack: have a hold of a biological weapon with :sneeze: intent to use it :cough: on American soil. :sniff: I've been exposed.
Umm, Jack? I'm pretty sure that was just a refrigerant to keep the real biological agent cold.
... Whatever. I'm spending the next hour getting decon gel rubbed on me by Agent Freckles.
What makes you think that's going to happen?
Don't you pay attention? Brannon Braga is an executive producer for this series now. That means scantly-clad, blue-glowy decon scenes! Tony's on his own this hour. Right now it's just me and...
These two big guys in decon-suits holding those brushes on long poles. Dammit!
My name is Jack Bauer and today is the worst day of my life.
The following takes place between 11:00PM and 12:00AM.
Events occur in real time.
Kiefer Kill Kounter: 24.5
.5 - Soul Patch Compound Sentry (With help from Agent Freckles)
Nichols' Body Guard
6 Dubaku Server Room Guards
4 Dubaku Grocery Store Stooges
6 Sangalian Soldiers
3 Dock/Cargo Container Storage Terrorists