Re: (UEFA) Football Thread - Football not Soccer
Dean Windass got three reds at Aberdeen for the same thing.
From his Wiki page.
...during a league game with Dundee United Windass contrived to be shown three red cards - once for foul play (having previously been booked); another for verbally abusing the referee; and a third for taking out his frustration on a corner flag as he left the field - for which he received a six match ban.
"What's your name?"
"F*** you! That's my name. You know why mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name."