Re: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
"Occupied in observing Mr. Bingley's feeding on her sister, Elizabeth was far from suspecting that she was herself becoming an object of some interest in the eyes of his friend. Mr. Darcy had at first scarcely allowed her to look like anything other than a piece of meat; he had looked at her without admiration through vacant eyes at the ball; and when they next met, he looked at her only to say 'BRAAAAIIIIINNNS!!!'"
I read about this on AiCN a while back. I can't wait to read this, and to see the eventual film adaptation. Sounds hilarious.
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