It's okay, I'll still call you a hater if you want, hater. Why you got to be such a hater all the time, hater?
A Voyager producer killed my entire family in a big explosion. But maybe I'm not angry at him, maybe I'm really angry at myself for being a coward and I should forgive him?
Hang on, that's ridiculous.
Anyway, that's the real reason why I hate Voyager.
(Yes, I have been drinking.)