I'm not reading the review, but I've feared all along that this will suck. It just looks stupid to me in a Batman Returns kind of way...I don't know. I guess if they are lampooning superhero movies instead of superhero comics I "get" that but I just don't give a shit.
The Watchmen movie needs to be serious, like a 9 hour miniseries, and Nite Owl needs to be a fat, balding, impotent, sorry older guy...not some dude that is kicking ass matrix style, like in that clip.