Right now, a pussy-whipped, gushy little tuck-tail South African "warlord" is trying to flee out of the country. That's right, that's how I do things. Run along home little evil warlord! Elsewhere, the President's husband? Not in good shape. But I'm not taking credit for that one. I'm Federal Prosecution Defendant Jack Bauer and today is the longest day of my life.
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Kiefer Kill Kounter:
Kiefer Kill Kounter: 12.5
.5 - Soul Patch Compound Sentry (With help from Agent Freckles)
Nichols' Body Guard
6 Dubaku Server Room Guards
4 Dubaku Grocery Store Stooges