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Old February 18 2009, 11:11 AM   #5
Locutus of Bored
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Re: Secret Agent Magazine

Learn how to pick a lock without a key!

Step 1 - Buy the $400 lock-picking kit I've linked to on this site.

In my travels I've found that the first rule of being a secret agent is to advertise as much as possible.
'First Contact' is the tale of a man who just wants to cash in on his creation so he can get wasted on an island full of naked women, but his fans keep insisting that he's a saintly visionary who has profoundly altered the world. AKA - 'I Don't Want to be a Statue: The Gene Roddenberry Story.'
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