I want to see Christopher Walken as a cardassian.
He'd be damned if any Federation slopes gonna put their greasy human hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this Kanar bottle up his ass. Then when he died of Rigellian fever, he gave me the Kanar bottle. I hid this uncomfortable piece of glass up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the Kanar bottle to you.