I'm Gorf, and I'm afraid I suffer from a horribly incurable case of J/C-holic.
Poor Gorf. You know - they might say that there's something wrong with you, but don't believe them! We don't need 12-step program to survive! We do not admit to be powerless over J/C- dom, nor do we make a list of all the people we've ingored during we get our fix of J/C to make amends to them.