Re: Why so little Uhura in ST3?
She sucked so bad they didn't even bother giving her a first name on-screen.
By that logic, Sulu was the second-suckiest character, because they didn't officially give him a first name until the last TOS movie.
Mrs Doyle: Now... (pouring Jack a cup of tea) ... and what do you say to a cup?
Father Jack: FECK OFF, CUP!