Right. And then I take that science puree, add a half pound of flour, roll it up into a ball, and then cover the whole thing with a film of KY so you can stick it wherever you like.
Seriously, man. This is fiction
. If you're here getting a yeast infection about it not being scientific enough, best to start a new thread in the Science and Technology forum.
Not a problem... now that I see that you are performing an exercise best done in private, I'll be happy to give you your privacy.
But be careful... posting too much of this stuff might make you go blind.