Oh... I get it now. Take a bunch of stuff you vaguely understand (most likely from Wikipedia), dump them into a blender and hit puree for 30 seconds to a minute.
Right. And then I take that science puree, add a half pound of flour, roll it up into a ball, and then cover the whole thing with a film of KY so you can stick it wherever you like.
Seriously, man. This is fiction
. If you're here getting a yeast infection about it not being scientific enough, best to start a new thread in the Science and Technology forum.