Next week it looks like Fake Lex Luthor or "Flex" Luthor.
Tess: "Didn't you wonder how Lana got access to a video camera right after coming out of a coma?
Clark: "I thought a wizard did it."
Lana: "I'm so out of control, I'll cut my hair in bad lighting using a straight razor...and somehow it won't look like total shit."
Tess: "Oh, yeah, looks like the glaringly memorable necklace my security guy, who happens to be at Luthor Mansion, wears."
Clark: "Good, I haven't had a confrontation/ conversation in Luthor Mansion in the last 12 hours."
Later but months ago,
Guy: "I'm a retired teacher."
Lana: "Bullshit. I read the article about you in Soldier of Fortune
. I want you to train me."
Guy: "Oh, you also saw my ad on Alt.com."
Lana: "Not like that, you perv!"
Chloe: "Clark...don't you think...whatever...why do I bother? Just go save Lana for the 1,000,000th time."
Very secret lab,
Assistant: "This is dangerous."
Tess: "The script says I'm supposed to kill all of you."
Lana: "As if! I got power, girl!"
Daily Planet early morning,
Nobody: "Hey, Clark what did ya do, spend all night here looking internet porn?"
Clark (to himself): "Wow, that Richard White sure is an ass."
Obligatory roof top scene,
Clark: "Lana, you had super powers before. It didn't end well."
Lana: "You mean when I had powers like you or when I was a vampire?."
Clark: "Uh...I can't remember. Everyone I know has had superpowers at somepoint. "
[Clark and Lana swap spit at ludicrous speed]