Most will say immediately:
Don't be so sure. Why? Explain soon enough
My pick to win is The Delta Force
. This is the DF
from the 1986
movie, NOT the real one, & there is
a real DF
in the US Military.
Back to core topic:
The reason Lee Marvin
& Chuck Norris
's ersatz Delta Force
would whip the arses into next century out of the X-Men
is they're rooted, more rooted
, in reality
whooped alot of al-Qaeda-like
arse bigtime. Them baddies Marvin & Norris took on could be genuine real-world
Now'bout them thar canny x-mans from up in them thar hills? Them x-man's fight
villainy who put computer chips in people's heads & engage in convoluted world, if not universe dominating plots that would make KAOS, Vincent Ludwig & Stefano diMera
Them thar canny x-mans yet'fight baddies who've committed a real crime!
Special mutant powers shmutant powers. Chuck Norris & Lee Marvin's Delta Force
would tear them x-man's many a new derriere
Sy Klops be aimin his secret decoder ring bifocaled raygun at Lee Marvin. Then “BOOM!”
from Lee. Good bye Mr. Klops
Will Vereen sneaks up on Chuck Norris with them fancy Travis Bickle-ish hand weapons. “POW! BASH! BONK!”
, Mr. Vereen now seeing stars & birds forever
Then them thar other canny x-mans get all yellow & scram back up into them thar hills to hide in Professor Ecks's basement.
Did them x-mans get their magic powers by filling out & mailing in a special offer on the back of a cereal box?
Would a been better off sending in for the Red Ryder BB gun. But then them x-mans end up shootin their eyes out