Kiefer Sutherland: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me. Damnit!"
Christian Bale: "I'm not going to arrest you, but I don't have to save you."
Keanu Reeves: "Whoa, stay out of trouble, dudes and dudettes."
Kevin Costner: "Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law, find out who really killed JFK."
Sylvester Stallone: "I'm a cop. I AM THE LAW!"
Tom Cruise: (Message board poster: He's not speaking with a robosapien accent, and I find that too distracting.)