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Old December 21 2008, 03:25 AM   #71
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Re: What do you dislike about The Dark Knight?

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Agreed. If we could somehow edit the sex scenes from Bound, Embrace of the Vampire, & Wild Things into The Dark Knight, we would have the world's first completely perfect movie.
Alyssa Milano as a nudist Catwoman who's into chicks?

Gina Gershon as a nudist Poison Ivy who's into chicks?

Denise Richards as a nudist Talia al Ghul who's into chicks?

There's three roles cast for the next movie right there!
I swap out Alyssa Milano with Charlotte Lewis as Catwoman. Then, I'd do Denise Richards as Poison Ivy. And I'd add Neve Campbell as Harley Quinn. For Talia al-Ghul, maybe bring in Sarah Michelle Gellar from Cruel Intentions or even Joan Chen from Wild Side.
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