A Very Merry Officer wrote:
If so, this is the place for all those unexpected one night stands, high on whatever encounters, and all else that got you "hot" under the collar...
There was this one time where I had some people over and we got a little wasted. Anyways, this girl I was sort of getting together with at the time and this other girl pass out in my bed in their underwear. Being a guy and living by the guy code, obviously I had to try a threesome. So, I strip down naked, come in the bottom of the bed under the sheets in between them and start trying to get it going. They both said no, told me to leave and I slept on the couch. Denied!
That wasn't very hot, was it.