Nerys Ghemor wrote:
Oh, man...I about fell over laughing at several points in this story!
"But he didn't feel like getting any closer to that entirely spineless thing until he had no choice. And he didn't want to get too close to the lobster, either."
And even better--stunning the lobster! I admit, I'd have qualms about just throwing them into the pot, too!
But that last bit...priceless!
Thanks! I had way too much fun writing this one. In fact, the entire story started in my head when I could hear Corry asking, in shock, "You phrasered a lobster?!" From there, it was all downhill.