You need to go to Harrods and take a shit load of money then.
The only funny joke in Harrods is Mohammed Al-Fayed.
Nice ties you linked to there, Mr Holdfast.
I wouldn't mind a new iPod so I had more storage space (currently using a 6GB iPod mini which is 3 years and four months old) as I am really running out and have so much music I want to put on there.
I'd quite like some new slippers too. And socks. Socks are always good.