Why is there a Corvette?
What's with the stupid dialogue/fighting between Kirk and Spock?
Those painted landscape screens are terrible.
Why is it so fast paced?
Why is the camera sideways?
What's with the MTV cutaways?
What's with the thumping techno beat?
If that's supposed to be Kirk narrating, why does it sound like he smokes 3 packs a day?
This may be great for the kids, but it does nothing for me. It's a shameful rape of the Star Trek franchise.
And where the hell am I?
Sorry, this post just reminded me of Naked Gun for some reason.
BTW, if this is a shameful rape, I guess I'm a pervert, 'cause it's turning me on!